You get the funniest questions when you have the youngest two, ages 8 and 9, together. This morning proved no exception:

8yo: “Does your penis grow bigger every birthday?”
(I’m not sure if he was fearful or hopeful…)

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9yo: “What’s that holiday we celebrate when women are pregnant?”
Me: “I don’t think there’s a…”
8yo: “Labor day!”

It wouldn’t be so funny if they weren’t so dead serious!